Friday, June 30, 2006

Stars are blind (We're deaf)

While Bobby was driving me, to pasar malam buy food, the radio was playing this weird reggae song....I was not even paying attention. Till Bobby asked me,

Bobby: You know who sing this song?
Me: Err.. No.
Bobby: Guess lah
Me: Har.. any hints?
Bobby: She's famous, she has a few tv ads, (she washed car while eating burgers <- this one I add in one, sure you all know who liao) she has a porn clip as well..
Me: Hah? Paris Hilton? No wonder it sounds so.... fake lah. Like computer program punya sound.. Very flat, no high and low pitch one.
Bobby: Ya lor.. can barely hear her voice. Think she can't sing but yet still wana have a hit single.
Me: Hahaha.. What to do? She's "famous" waaa...


You see, one whole set one ah (Refering to her panty)

Finally, the song finished playing.. And the DJ spoke.

DJ: Here's a fine new track from Paris Hilton, one talented lady (bla bla bla bla bla bla bla <- continue babbling)

Me: What the FOOT? Paris Hilton talented? Did I hear wrongly? Talented in what? Being stupid or moaning in her self-directed porn?
Bobby: Maybe the DJ is wanking while hearing that song, you know... (Raising brows)

My boyfriend.

6 comments:

Guruh Roy said...

hahahahaha.....i totally agree with you about self directed porn. Just like what you said-is that other peoples call talented?

hahahahahaha

Nonnie King said...

I hope no fans of Paris Hilton see this tho Roy.

And I wonder how well will be the single been sold

Chau said...

Haha... Paris Hilton... Despite the porn or whatever she still look pretty though...

Bobby said...

I'm sure even if she can't sing well, she can always hum her own song on d bed loud...

Guruh Roy said...

yeah right king.

Whatever.......

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