Bobby: You know who sing this song?
Me: Err.. No.
Bobby: Guess lah
Me: Har.. any hints?
Bobby: She's famous, she has a few tv ads, (she washed car while eating burgers <- this one I add in one, sure you all know who liao) she has a porn clip as well..
Me: Hah? Paris Hilton? No wonder it sounds so.... fake lah. Like computer program punya sound.. Very flat, no high and low pitch one.
Bobby: Ya lor.. can barely hear her voice. Think she can't sing but yet still wana have a hit single.
Me: Hahaha.. What to do? She's "famous" waaa...
Finally, the song finished playing.. And the DJ spoke.
DJ: Here's a fine new track from Paris Hilton, one talented lady (bla bla bla bla bla bla bla <- continue babbling)
Me: What the FOOT? Paris Hilton talented? Did I hear wrongly? Talented in what? Being stupid or moaning in her self-directed porn?
Bobby: Maybe the DJ is wanking while hearing that song, you know... (Raising brows)