Question #1: Why do you want to be a teacher?
Perfect Answer: I just LOVE kids so much. They're all so adorable like angels. I want to give all my best to them, educating them and turn them to "you-yong-de-ren" (useful people)
Real Answer: You think I like to waste time dealing with those rugrats? Government job ma, high pay, short working hours, plenty of holidays, 0% interest for loans, attractive retirement fund, stable job... need to say more?
Question #2: Do you love me?
Perfect Answer: Of course I do. You're my angel, my sunshine, my air, my everything. How could I live without you. I Love You. (Follow by hugs & kisses)
Real Answer: CB.. this question again.. You don't feel sien one meh? Everyday also ask the same thing? If I don't love you why am I here with you, spending my money for those over-priced valentine's roses, chocolates, diamonds and platinums, when I can go buy my Sony PSP, porns and so on...
Question #3: Do I look fat in this baby? Do I look ugly with my new haircut?
Perfect Answer: You look perfect in every way Honey~
Real Answer: If saying lies can make you feel happy, why not? Anyway, your ugliness has nothing to do which what you wear and how your hair is getting done la..
Question #4: If your mother and I accidentally falled down to the river/sea/longkang, who will you rescue? (The classic stupid question most ladies asked..)
Answer #1: My mum. I only have 1 mum but I can find girls like you everywhere (Suicide!)
Answer #2: You of course my dear. I love you and you're all that I need. (Fail.. proof that you're heartless even to the people closest to you)
Answer #3: I'll jump down and die with both of you... (Aww... so sweet.. but I don't wanna die with your mum la. Just kidding)
Bobby's Answer: That's why I teached you how to swim, so you can save yourself whereas I go and rescue my mum. Perfect isn't it? And I have no problems dealing with it anymore. (I guess that's the real reason why he forced me to learn swimming)
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -I don't know whether there's any alternative ways to answer those questions, I'm just bored and ended up thinking of stupid things to blog. Muahahaa~It's just a harmless joke so please don't take it seriously and, because I wrote something like this doesn't mean I'm like that ok. I think I got possessed by some evil spirit writing this.
Will try to add more if I got more ideas~