Friday, October 31, 2008

I have awesome friends!

For the pass two years I received birthday greetings mailed all the way from Singapore and this year without a fail, a special delivery appeared at my doorsteps.

Its from Christina, or Chicky - her blogoshpere nick.




So cute right? She drew me a Berkin Bag with sparkles around it. So dreamy eh. And also a big blue pen eraser add in to my laaaaaa-ber collections.

To be honest I do feel a bit guilty for me to buy me something and sent all the way to Brunei. Not like she's rich or what, she's just a young girl struggling in her late teenage years and really paiseh to make her spend money for my birthday lah.


And today I got my fifth advance birthday gift.

First - a cute froggie stapler from Badd Badd
Second - Dior lipstick from Orange
Third - *secret* from my best budd (Cannot say here, cos she warned me cannot let ppl know)
Forth - The above eraser
Fifth - from SL!

We're damn cool can. He went through my birthday wishlist and told me which one he wanted to get for me liao. Then today before we meet up for lunch, he text me.


LOL! Steady or not. Ask me buy my own birthday gift!

I replied.


And he replied again...


Cool or not? I bought my birthday gifts and just claimed money from him.

So yeah, I chose my own preferences in the varieties of mask available and later brought along my paper bag and showed him.

Me: Nah, this is my birthday gifts. I bought more stuffs but you give me $30 can liao.

And he obediently took out $30 cash and handed to me. Hhahahaa. 
No, I didn't sign any petty cash voucher. 


Crap.. his name big big there...
Nevermind lah, not like first time his name kana exposed in my blog anyway.

If I expose FussyKelly's full name baru got danger of getting beheaded.



p/s: Will be extremely busy for the month of November. Wish me luck peeps. I do have a lot of pictures waiting to be blogged but... give me some time will you?

My birthday belum lagi sampai, so don't greet me yet okay?
If you're a friend in facebook or friendster, you'll get the reminder anyway.

Tips: Remember, remember.. the ______ of November.

Sibeh thick skin I know.



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(Sorry, I resized the above image and it turned out to be an eye test for you guys now...)

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

What if your friend's other half is a jerk/virago ?

I bet you people had already seen my new poll and please answer ya. I'm really curious with the stats. And the reason why I put the poll up is because...

My classmate, which I don't think is appropriate to put her name here, told us angrily the story of her friend to rant all her fuss out.

Poor Guy (not his real name obviously) has been dating Sassy Girl for 6 years already and lately they had a huge fight over a SMS. Okay, maybe not a huge fight since it's more like a one-way thing. Sassy girl had been outrageously mad at Poor Guy for a SMS.

Not a suspicious sms from another girl with hints nor a sms from his friends asking him out for meet-up (with I think its no big deal because everyone has their own lives). It's.. an... SMS ... from ... his.... M.O.T.H.E.R !!!

Emak. Ibu. Mama. Mu-Ching. Lao Bu !!!!

Poor Guy went to Sassy Girl's place after the Friday prayers to keep her company. His phone rang upon receiving text message and she instantly threw tantrum on him thinking that its his friends asking him out. She hates his friends. And just because of that text message, she got mad at him for the whole day.

The. Whole. Day.

No matter how hard he tried to explain to her that its just his mother and furthermore, he's still there at her place with keeping her company and pujuk her. He even opened up the message and showed her just to prove its really from his mother and guess what she said, 



So yeah, she stayed angry at him for the whole day. And didn't even feed him.. from 2pm until 9pm. Well, she did have her dinner at home and when the Poor Guy tried to pull the chair out wishing to sit next to her, Sassy Girl just grabbed the soft drink next to her and threw it at the boyfriend.

At this point, I hope Mr. Ah Pui Lim is reading because he should feel lucky that I only diam-diam when marah. I don't even bite or hit.

You have no idea how many times my classmates and I gasped in astonishment, the bad one though. "OMG! How could she! What's your friend thinking? My Goodness! Palau eh! Can't he find someone else? She really loves him kan?"

Okay okay. To add in more of this, Sassy Girl had cheated on Poor Guy couple of times and he forgave her and just keep quiet. Maybe that's why she sort of climbs over his head liao?

Anyway, it puzzled me.
How can she be so heartless to a person she loves... or he's just nothing but an accessory or ATM card to her? Sad huh?

Don't you just hate it when a nice person ends up with a bad one?

Argh... Don't go tell me what 男人不坏女人不爱 or 女人不坏男人不爱 
(The verse saying - People tend to love a bad person than a good one. Or, direct translating it will be "Men not naughty/bad, women don't love. Women not naughty/bad, men don't love")

So yeah, my friend encouraged Poor Guy to leave that girl and go for a better one.

And I thought, what if this happen to me and my close friend? Will I do the same or just "close-one-eye" and let them continue their 冤孽 ...

Well.. don't we all faced that kind of situation before? Your innocent and sweet girl friend fall in love with a scum bag or your goody ol pal fall in love with a devil from hell. And worse will be, your friend loves being "tortured" in the relationship and would just give in every single times. 

If like that, really puke blood puke till can feed the entire kampong of mosquitoes.

For Chinese, there's a saying 宁教人打仔,莫教人分妻.

Meaning, teaching others to hit their kids rather than teaching others to separate from their spouses. So its very yam-kung to teach people to break up one and its a sinful thing to do. But, does that mean that even if that person was being abused by their husband/wife also ignore ka? Must wait till that person sedar-diri? Is that even possible?

I do feel a little disturbed every time I saw my friend bringing her "other half" to our gatherings though. I just couldn't agree with his actions and words, interrupting our girly conversations, making personal attacks and nasty remarks (on us! My goodness, do you trash your other half's friends in front of them? No right?) , turning them into a joke and thought that it's funny.

Gah! Feel like stuffing char siew bao into his mouth every time he separates that annoying thick lips of his! (I think I can sense some of my stupid friends snickering now) 

So how I ask you all? We can't possibly go tell our friends straight forward saying, "Hey girl.. know what? Can you please don't bring your other half to our gathering next time? He's rude and annoying and honestly, we don't like him."

Cannot right?
Damn hurt if she hears that kan?
Later I hilang one friend how?

(Not like I have many and since I'm kinda anti-social....) 

And I'm surprised with the stats in the poll. Seems like my readers bring some sanity into this situation. When creating this poll, I was thinking to add in "Bring my friend to see bomoh see got kana kang-kang or not". Hahhahaaa.

Nevermind, I'm lame I know.

I wonder what others will do if faced the same situation. Gimme some comments okay?

Sunday, October 26, 2008

Being the Ahmad + Tour Guide







p/s: More photos coming up from the Karma Lami night. I finally feel less suffocated this week, handing the report and assignments before deadline and having to see my bestie 48 again, even if it's just a week. But still.. macam got bonus liao. Its been quite some time I last feel "click" with someone who get me and not question / judge me.

Instead of "What? WHHY! Nice meh?" which I get from most people when I mentioned I wanna go Cambodia, 48 is the first one who actually replied in an excited tone and said she wanna go too and yelled "Angkor Wat" together with me.

If only I have her all the time in Seria/ Brunei.. then my weekend won't be as dull as it is now. Gosh, I really have not much friends lah... or, I'm just too lazy to reach out for them.

Oh ya.. I still have not taken a decent photos of 48 and me together.. Better remember to take some tonight.


Happy Birthday Atul! You still look cute and pinchable.

Saturday, October 25, 2008

Karma Lami Night

2 hours of lami

1 lipstick

Tons of laughter and mockery



And what you get is 4 beautiful Flower Horns!

(Can see kah the lipstick marks on our faces?)

Thursday, October 23, 2008

Kampong Ayer Fireflies River Cruise


Anyone interested in the above cruise?

Date: 28th October 2008 (Tuesday)
Time: 5.30pm - 7.30pm

Its just going to be sunset, monkeys and fireflies...

It's going to be about $30 per person or lower if we can get more people (can runding smile_tongue). Contact me.... if you have number just text me or email me if I actually kinda know you?

So far I have... one, two, three..... um... 6 people for now, 5 if Bobby has to stay back for work...


I scare kana fly aeroplane by strangers.

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

An Extraordinary Birthday Party


It all happened when Liza emailed and asked me to be her kuli-kang, I mean... a multi-purpose nanny for her son's birthday party and I thought, why not? Instead of stuffing myself at home whole day, I might as well go out and get some air and have few hours of worry-free moments escaping from all the haunting works.

Upon my arrival, the kids were already coloring and Liza greeted me with her smile pushing the bushy fake moustache upwards and really.. she has the potential to act as a "hamsap ah pek".

That's Liza and me.. Me looking normal before putting on the mister-potato thang. 1

And this.... After.


I think I'm more man than her lah.

If she's a man, she'll be those cheerful hamsap ah pek who always eat girl's tofu by putting the hand on the shoulder or hugging the waist type. Then as for me, I'm those cool cool pien tai ah pek.. Think Hentai.




Look at Aaron's paper. Nothing special?
Look again!

I was confused by the picture eh.

It's a bird, it's a plane... IT's... GARFIELD?
What the...

And so I asked Aaron,

Me: Aaron, this one is Garfield or Superman?

I wonder who so eng go and photoshop Garfield's head on to Superman's body. So jobless.. Must be a coloring book made in China. 

Imaginary conversation below.

Worker: Boss, so what should we print for our next batch of coloring books?
Boss: Ah! Garfield and Superman. Kids love them!
Worker: But boss... scare the piracy issue... you know...
Boss: Ah... Ah... Then just combine them!
Worker: Huh?
Boss: Combine Superman and Garfield together lah! This is CREATIVITY... you know 
Worker: What?
Boss: Now no one can sue me for using the copyright pictures and damn.. I'm smart!

Okay.. I'm being jobless here again.
Sue me.

Then I saw Superman... As in Liza's hubby.

I'm so used in typing "Superman" as his name instead of his real name and now.. I actually forgot what is his name! Teruk la. Anyway, he's Superman because Liza is Lois Lane. Geddit?


He's probably the second busiest man in Fratini (the first is Grinch's twin brother.. Jojo) taking his video cam and filming everyone with that funky modified party hat.

Okay, the deal was...

our women had to stick the hideous bushy moustache and all men wear that silly looking party hat with "green hairs" looking like a woman. Its like a sex-change party for adults I guess.

My dear Liza, you gotta cut that moustache idea of yours away  next time because it's sibeh-limpeh hot and my upper lip kept sweating, making it keep falling off. Get those glass-with-fake nose-and moustache next time ya.


And so.. while waiting for the kids to finish coloring, I was basically doing nothing but sitting, standing or walking trying to act as if I have a duty or something.. Actually, my only purpose for that day was to judge who color the best.


Fine, I know! I'm the only "judge" for the day so what's wrong with me calling myself "the prettiest judge" kan? Aiyah.. I had been feeling quite low lately and if I have the mood for being narcissist, you better let me be.





Can you see the white piece of thing stuck out from the moustache?
That's the double tape..

In case you're wondering where's mine... Hehehehe. I "accidentally" dropped it and couldn't find it anymore. smile_tongue

Finally after like 1.5 hrs later, it's Pizza-making time!

Actually hor, the activity was meant for Aaron's friends and the disabled kids.. but me being thick-skin as usual, I requested another piece of dough from the staffs and joined the crowd. Oh come on, when will you get a chance to make a pizza from scratch having all the ingredients nicely prepared and professionals to give guidance and later bake for you? Its a rare opportunity okay.

Well I'm not alone though. Ida (Liza's sister) and 3 other boys joined me later.
So our table sort of become the "Adult Group".




And.. trying to roll the dough into round and big is not an easy job okay! No matter how hard I tried, its still not "round" enough. So I really salute those pizza-sifu man.. How they roll so fast and become one big round piece?




After rolling the dough, the staffs gave us plates of cheese and also put the tomato sauce on to our dough.




And also we're given plates of pineapples, sausages and pepperonis, which was not enough because 1/3 of those given were popped into their mouths before making it. Hungry liao bah!

Instead of sprinkling the ingredients equally on to the dough.. I rajin-ly piece by piece lay them on it and created a 'pattern" out of it.


Nice leh?
Its (from outside) cheese - pepperonis - cheese - pineapples -pepperonis and chunks of cheese in the middle! If you fail to see what I was creating at the middle.. here, a bigger picture for your eyes and brain.


Flower okay! Don't play play I tell you.
Lao-niang lihai or not I ask you?
*blow air from nose*

And when Jojo saw my pizza, he immediately said I won the "Best Pizza Made" but sadly, no gifts.
But nevermind, at least everyone agreed that its the prettiest pizza made that day.


Look at ....



So cute kan? Mr. Smiley. Until she knew that after baking the pizza, we'll eating it ourselves. Looking at her pizza (version 1.1), there's definitely not enough ingredients and a good looking pizza no longer matters.

She used her charm and got herself more ingredients and even mushrooms! She's the only one who had mushrooms in the pizza. smile_thinking







Camwhoring with my pizza... I don't know, I didn't feel tired camwhoring last Sunday.



I was very peculiar when the Fratini's staff came to my table and wanted to shove my pizza and bake it in the oven... Cos  I takut the staff shoved too hard and spoiled my flowery creation bah. But they didn't, my pizza was still pretty and in one piece. 


Then I walked around and saw those pizzas made by the kindy kids... Seriously, you can't really tell if the pizza is made by an adult or 5 years old lah. When you campur all the ingredients and bake it, they just look all the same liao...





And when mine was almost ready, I stood by the counter and waited (im)patiently. When they took my pizza out and showed me, I requested the staffs not to cut my pizza into 8 pieces and I wanted it to be just one big piece.. so that I can take pictures.


Looked nice kan?

No, the black black thing in the middle is not "lalat" okay. Its the small piece of mushroom that I stole from Ida... Its the "Stigma" bah.





Me being jobless again wearing Aaron's classmate's hat....


Singing birthday song for the little man. Look at how satisfied he was.




After cutting cake, they gave away goodies bag to the disable kids and Mr. Arab Families also gave out duit raya to them. It's such a kind act from them lah. 


Instead of receiving birthday gifts only, Liza actually thought of making the small party a little more charitable and brought some fun and laughter to the special kids too. Of course, all this will be impossible without the help of Fratini.

Let me hear you say.. Awwwwww...


After all the kids were sent home, then came a mini cake-cutting session for the 3 adults.


So nice having family members who have birthday so close to one another kan? I bet the one who suffer most is Liza's mummy. All 3 beloved people birthday in the same month not easy kali ah.

Then while I was still munching (my second piece of) Yam cake, little Aaron requested that he wanted to open presents.

LOL. I totally know how he felt. Because I'm like that too.. I can't tahan the urge of having presents in front of me beautifully wrapped but I can't figure out what's inside. I'm the kid who will poke a hole just to peep and guess what's my Christmas present and make the hole bigger and bigger daily.. Until the Christmas day, for sure already know what's inside liao.

So I handed Aaron my birthday gift to him and permitted him to open that first.

Guess what I gave him!





A flaring eye mask!

Eh aunties-aunties and cheh-chehs, not those eye masks you use to put around your eyes for 15 minutes to get rid of fine lines, eye bags and dark eye circle okay. My flaring mask got lights one leh don't play play.

Other than a mask, I also gave him a pack of Ben 10 flash cards~


I know.. I'm such a cool auntie kan?