Woman: Hey, I'm going to tapao. What you want to eat?
Man: Urm.. Curry Rice.
Woman: WHY YOU ALWAYS EAT CURRY RICE?! Choose again! Bah, Fried MeeHoon lah!
Man: Laksa then.
Woman: LAKSA VERY HEATY!! Fried MeeHoon okay?
Man: Fried Kueh Tiaw then...
Woman: Har? Ok? Fried MeeHoon ah.
Man: Fried Kueh Tiaw, wet one.
Woman: Ba ba ba..... Wat-Tan-Hor then.
(Wat-Tan-Hor = Fried Wet Kueh Tiaw)
This particular conversation between my parents made me giggled so much in my room when I overheard them.
And when my mum walked in to my room, I teased her "Cheh.... You had already decided for him what should he eats, what for go ask him again? Just straight away tapao back and feed him lah. Fake democracy...".
Then she whined a little about old man's cholesterol level, high blood pressure yadda yadda yadda, took the keys and left the house.
While watching P.S. I love you, Holly had exposed the ultimate secret of women that is... we women have no freaking idea what we want!
. . . . . . . . . . *long pause*
And when Bobby watched that part, he immediately looked at me and from his eyes, I could see that he's demanding an answer from me hinting, "Is that true?".
I looked at him, and quickly looked away.
But I got to admit. It's true.
Most of the time, I have no idea what I want... I just need clues.
I remembered having Bobby picking me up from my work place and I felt famished.
"Where you wanna eat baby?", he asked.
"Ching-chai (anything) lah. You decide. I'm very hungry now... FAST FAST!"
"Bah, chicken rice?"
"Harrrrrr..... Don't want lah."
*Frowned and starred at him...*
"Eeee... I don't wanna eat fastfood lah!"
"I just had it last week bor...."
".... Then where you wanna eat?"
"Urmm... I don't know also wor. You keep suggesting lah. I just ban until you mention one that I feel like going."
If I was him.. I think I'll strangle myself and yelled, "B*TCH! I THOUGHT YOU SAID LET ME DECIDE?! THEN NOW THIS DON'T WANT THAT DON'T WANT! WHAT YOU WANT KAN! MAKE UP YOUR FREAKING MIND NOW!"
Sometimes I even gave him a puzzle and asked him to guess where I feel like going. If he got the answer wrong, I'll be very mad and called him heartless for not paying attention to me...
Damn. I'm such a troublesome girlfriend eh.
But, that doesn't happened often lah.
Only once in a blue moon when I was in terrible mood.
I'm just wondering....
Does it happen to all woman out there?
Mothers, sisters, girlfriends, wives, daughters, cousins, nieces and aunties.. I bet you men had enough of us being indecisive, yet manipulative.
But, we're just not going to change our unique characteristic in a million years.