Wedding Dinner...

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My hand itchy again.. I feel like changing my blog layout.. But am afraid later mess it all up again. Advice anyone?

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Here, if you have no idea how typical Chinese wedding dinners are like, read this entry from Kenny Sia's blog. I had a good laugh reading it. I swear it's nice.


Today, I kana dragged... no... "forcefully invited" by mum to go to her friend's daughter wedding dinner.. Sien!

I asked mum she doesn't want my father to go, guess what she replied.
"Cannot! You know your father eat no control one.. He already got high-blood pressure and high cholesterol.. Bring him go, he just stuff food into his mouth non-stop regardless of anything..Yadda Yadda Yadda"

Nah.. I no choice liao lor..

Actually.. I hated to go to wedding dinners, especially my relatives one. If I can avoid, I sure excuse myself for not going.

Because:

1. It always start late.
The invitation states 7pm, but normally 8pm baru start eat. Hungry till die already...

2. So many people I don't know or I don't like there.. Have to smile like idiot so that people won't go saying, "Ai yoo... your daughter why face so black one." or "You know ah, that so-and-so daughter very rude lah, don't even call me auntie".

or.. It's kids comparing time!

"My son hor.. now working in xxxxx, salary got $3k lah. Buy one car pay cash ah, now plan to buy house liao lor.. How about your daughter?"

Cilaka.. None of your business lah auntie..

3. The food is... fattening.. Ok, I know it's not a very good reason lah.

4. Karaoke is damn noisy and annoying.

5. Time consuming.. waiting for the dishes to be served, people siok-sendiri singing their oldies, yum-seng, oh ya... hard to find parking also!

OK~ Enough ranting..

Now back to my post.. (I didn't intended to write a complain post, it just come out suddenly one)

This is the first wedding dinner that I do not have to wait long for the food to serve..because.. we're LATE. Hahaha. Blame it on me.. I purposely drag the time till almost 7.30pm baru jalan. Since everyone will be late, might as well watch more TV at home first lah. Go there and sit like idiot for what.

My mum is a vegetarian, and the stupid restaurant does not served any vegetarian food. (Mum's friend actually request for a table or two strictly for vegetarians but the restaurant say no can do)


Guess what my mum ate for the whole night?

Yeap. Tomatoes and cucumber slices used for decorating the dish and peanuts only.


Kasian or not? She insisted to go eventhough she knows there's nothing to eat just to give face. Don't worry, she cooked and ate kolo-noodles at home before we left.

Since she can't eat anything..so that means...

FOR ME

Here, a picture of the bride and groom.

Don't complain that you cannot see the face, I just want to show you the bride's gown only.

Mum: You dare to wear like that or not? *Pointing to the bride*
Me: Huh? Bare back you mean?
Mum: Ya
Me: Dare. If I'm thin like her of course wear lah. Show off a bit mah.

I think that's not the answer my mum is looking forward to. Hehehehe.

Here, a picture of me mum and me (Luuee's language)

(Now I know where I get my small eyes from)

Wah! Cannot lah.. my face look so fat.
(I know it's a fact my face is big.. but at least I can cheat a bit when taking photos mah)

One more time. Tilt my head lower a bit..


Ah.. Better. I know it's blur.. but ok lah, at least my face don't look that fat liao.

I told my mum after taking this shot and was viewing it..

"Wah Ma, you don't look good in it leh. Nevermind, I look good can already.."

Hhahahhaaa.. I know you all will say that I'm a bad daughter.

By the way.. How many percent of similarity between me and my mum?
I think at least got 60% kua?

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I told Bobby that, if we ever get married,
STRICTLY NO KARAOKE ON OUR WEDDING DINNER!


But Bobby answered me, "How about my father?"

"Err... OK... Excluding your dad. Your father will be the only person who can sing because he's my father-in-law"

It's really scary when I saw those aunties uncles bring their own karaoke VCD to play in the restaurant so they can show-off their voice.

And usually.. it's out of pitch one lagi..

*Bang Head*

I also told my mum, "Ma ah.. next time I married ah, can I not invite your friends and relatives I don't like?"

Of course the answer is NO. Nevermind, I'll try my best to cut down unneccessary people.

Bah bah bah.. I know I think too far already..

But actually, my ideal wedding is those like ang-moh (orang putih) type..

Green green grass, white bridal dress, only relatives and close friends, high tea then sunset..
Romantic kan?

(Yes Bobby.. I'm hinting you now. You get it?)

Please... I hope this entry won't make me look desperate to get marry!