Wednesday, October 18, 2006

For you, Mabel Tan.

I say:
Er... Like the title, this post is specially dedicated to my kawan, Mabel, whose birthday falls on 19th October
and had birthday celebration on last 09th October...Yes, the girl with SpongeBob Birthday Cake.
So..maybe you guys will find it boring lah.




Happy Birthday to the girl who loves Doraemon to death.

Happy Birthday to the girl who were in the same class with me from Form2 till Form 5.

Happy Birthday to the girl who will belanja me eat sweets and Doraemon's red bean bun.

Happy Birthday to the girl who will do stupid things with me like buying Tora.

Happy Birthday to the girl who has the same stupid taste with me.

Happy Birthday to the girl who can do better handicrafts than me.
(She sew dolls ok! How many of you can do that? Don't believe, I show you)



Since it's your birthday, I'm going to grant your wish.

Damn it!
I can't believe I'm doing this!

Kind people out there, do you know what she wants?

You see, she has the Spiderman Mascot thingie in her bedroom bought when she's young.



She kinda like to force people to wear it when entering her room...

I was stupid back then. I thought it's really cute and cool.. classic eh. I wore it, pose and take pictures for fun lagi..

Damn! That's the part that went wrong! I shouldn't have taken those silly pictures!

Everynow and then, she hints.. not hint.. she wants me to post those picture in my blog to show it. Aiyoo... spoil image lah.

(What image? I know I don't have.. But I'm a girl what)


So.. since it's Mabel's big day... Nah.. Show you lah...

.
.

(I can't believe that I'm really doing this!)

.
.
.
.

(Please tell me that I'm still cute and pretty..)
.
.
.
.
(And promise to continue reading my blog...)
.
.
.
(Ready?)
.
.
There...


Duh.. stupid stripes make me look so fat and busty.
Ok ok.. I'm andang busty..


Incase you forgot how I look like, there... the ORIGINAL nice and sweet me.


With small eyes, pimple-and-acne-face, dark and chubby

Now, go and leave comments telling me that
- you'll continue reading my blog,
- the picture didn't scare you off
- I'm cute and pretty still.

32 comments:

Kenny Ng said...

wakakakakakakaka!!! Spider king!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!! Beh tahan!

rebelandaliberator said...

1. i will continue reading your blog.
2. that picture almost gave me a washboard abs.
3. you're cute and pretty still.

can i laugh out loud now?

Nonnie King said...

Kenny : Wah Lau Eh. Laugh till like that, I hurt wor. Hehehehe. Spiderking cooler than Spiderman leh.

Rebbe : See my Spiderking photo three times a day, gurantee you fitter than Arnold.

Yes. You can laugh out loud now.

karen Q said...

lolz~ spider king king? hahhaa.. cute cute cute... nonnie, you got it? i said cute oh~ haha. then u won hurt liaw gua.. haha...

and no worry, as rebelandaliberator said, we stil will read your blog and you stil pretty as ever.. ;)

Iwan Sanchez said...

Cilaka! I laughed like mad guy!!!!
Hahahaha!!

Thats funy!!!
And ur pose... Haiz.....

The dolls are scary, kinda a vooddoo doll... Muahahahaha!!!

But anyway, nonnie (my virtual fren) Is always the most beautiful lady ok....

Muahahahahahaha!!!

Horny Ang Moh said...

MISS NONNIE, U R NOT 'FAT'. NEVER CONSIDER USELF FAT. THEN U WILL BE HAPPY ALL THE TIME. ANYWAY I WILL SAY U R 'WELL ENDOWED'. NEVER SAY 'FAT' 2 A LADY IS MINE POLICY IN LIFE. OH! ALMOST FORGET, WISH U FRIEND MANY HAPPY RETURNS. HAVE A NICE DAY.

Ness said...

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
hahhahahahhahhahahahahahahahah

Why mask only? Cheh..alang alang Nonnie eh.

Funny one lah you.



Horny angmoh, why must yout type in caps?

Nonnie King said...

Karen : You so kind lah. Make me feel so good.

***

Iwan : If I was gila enough, I'll photoshop my face to Spiderman body..But.. I don't want. No image liao really that time.

Me, beautiful lady? Hahaha. Pull me down, I'm floating in cloud9 now.

***

H. AngMoh : I like your policy eh. Yes, I'm not FAT, I'm just... "Well endowed"
And also, like Ness asked, why you always leave your comment in CAPS?

***

Ness : Kanasai lah you. I already sacrifice a lot. The mask thingie already super tight on my head liao.

Big sacrifice you know~

De Pianist said...

hahahahahaha...*trying to stop laughing* hahahahahaha...

sorry,difficult to stop...hahahaha...

no wonder spiderman going to retire..cuz here comes spider king!

kekekekeke...

still,you look cute lah..keke..at least your photo have brighten up my day..lol..

p.s:your friend looks very good at making dolls..oooh..can i have one?hehehe..

Kelly said...

Wao lao, why all Mabel dolls incomplete one?like dead bodies lying everywhere...y didnt u take any completed dolls pic and upload?

Duhhh..the usual king, you andang wont be malu one la...hahaha

Horny Ang Moh said...

I TYPE IN CAP B'COS I TPYE LIKE 'CHICKEN PERKING' HAVE 2 SEARCH 4 SOME LETTER ALL OVER THE KEYBOARD ALSO, IE, I AM NO GOOD IN TYPEING, ALSO I CAN QUICKLY FIND MINE OWN COMMENT.BTW I TYPE IN CAP DOES'NT MEANT I 'SHOUT' OK. KE! KE! HAVE A NICE DAY.

LuUeE said...

hahha.. All hail Nonnie.. SpiderKing, the commander of all the spiders. Can i be your Spider servant? And so you can pass me all your superpowers. So i can command my own spiders to do my homework, housework, n peek on the babes?

Nonnie, your birthday is coming yea? When is it? mwhahaha.. =p

lunaticgal said...

hulamak you nonnie spider..
scare til i fall on the floor.

Nonnie King said...

De Pianist : Difficult to stop then must laugh lor. Later INNER INJUIRY not good.

I think my photo boost up everyone's energy level today. Hehehe.

p/s: You want to buy ah? She don sell one bor. But if you make friend with her,she'll make one for you lah.


***

Kelly Lim : Andang won't be malu? If my skin really so thick, the pimples won't be able to pop out from the epidermis layer lah. Bleh.

***

H.AngMoh : GOOD ANSWER! I WILL ALSO REPLY YOUR COMMENTS IN CAPS FROM NOW ON OK? I DON'T MEAN TO SHOUt, JUST INCASE YOU CANNOT FIND MY REPLY ONLY.

Nonnie King said...

Luuee : My Birthday is on 5th Nov. Why? Want to buy me present ah?
I'm going to Miri for few days this coming long Deeparaya hols, you better make yourself free to entertain your-highness, me yah.

My super power only pass to ladies, no guys. You go castrate first lah. Muahahhahahaa

***

Lunatic Gal : Painful or not your butt now? Sorry oh, make you fall down. HAHAHA. Later I ask my spider friends pay you a visit ok?

Chau said...

ei kingy, seriously you look better with the mask on! no kidding!!! nyek nyek... Happy Deepavali!!!

Nonnie King said...

Stupid & Lousy friend, Chau.

war186 said...

I'll continue reading your blog. The picture didn't scare me off. You're cute and pretty still. :D

You're funny lah Nonnie aka Spider King. ;)

Ness said...

ROFL!

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahha

IM LAUGHING BECAUSE OF YOUR REPLY TO H.ANGMOH.

MY CAPS IS STUCK. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Nonnie King said...

War : You're such a sweetie.

Ness : Ter-sense sarcasm ka? Kekkekee

Tina said...

I know I haven't left a comment on your blog, but I've been reading your entries, and I have to say this: you're hella funny!

Can't wait to meet you this December! :D

Bobby said...

I can't believe that i actually hav a superhero girlfriend called spiderking. Sooooo cute. Ur ability must be making me laugh cos i can't stop laughing.

rebelandaliberator said...

since i saw the comment when you and ness asked h.ang moh about the caps ive been waiting for his reply because i too wanted to ask why the other day.. HAHAHAHA..

hahaha, then you replied again.. ohh tolong, sakit! sakit! sakit!

for sure i'll be like arnold soon..

dee said...

hahahah caliiiiee....

Sha said...

Eh your frind has the same birthday as me! hahaha, and I want to make those dollies!! So cute :)

And I will continue reading your blog :)

IngSiang said...

Hahahaha! The mascot itself doesn't seems v funny but it's very funny when u wear it! =D Nice one!

Nonnie King said...

Tina : I can't wait to meet you girls too!
But.. I scare my broken English will have communication with you all lah.
And then you all cakap-Melayu, aku blur blur.

Bob-bi : If you don't laugh, I'll ticklet till you laugh!

Rebbe : No need to thanks me, just give me money for helping you to have abs like Arnold.

Dee : Hehe. That's what my boyfriend call me.

Sha : The jewelries you make so damn nice already. Now you want to challenge dollies too? I think girls whos' born in 19th Oct has a little gift from God, Talent in handicrafts!

IngSiang : Apala... say clearly. You say I am funny or I look funny? Muahahhaa. Don't mind me.

Maurina said...

ROARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!! SPIDERKING!!!!! (MY caps lock not broken and I am realy shouting in this one) Anyway, wahahahahahaaha things we do for kawan! Hahahahaha. It looks so sempit on you that mask, I hope it didnt leave marks LOL.


P/S: When I scrolled quickly just now did I read something about somone having Arnold's abs?

Tina said...

Arnold from Hey Arnold the cartoon, or Arnold the mayor? Or some other Arnold that I don't know of.

Alaa, Nonnie, you need not worry about communication breakdowns, we're good in repairing it. Hehehe. Besides, you're a teacher, just talk to me as if you're talking to one of your students, I'm that easy to talk to. I think.

Can't wait! :D

war186 said...

Rebbe just wants washboard abs like Arnold terminator. Hehe. Btw, Nonnie I'm jealous your Bobby dropped you a comment. Sweet lagi. Hehe.

Chau said...

Eila... friend don't tampok tampok one ma. Got things just blurt it one ma...

Your lousy friend,
Chau!

Nonnie King said...

Maurina : It's bloody sempit that after wearing it, sakit kepalaku. It fits for a 5yrs old kid, and the overage me with big head is struggling to wear it dah.

Rebbe's using the spiderking picture, look at it 3 times a day and laugh till his abs appear!

Tina : I have communication errors with my kids sometimes too. They don't understand my broken language wa.
But I know you girls will surely paham what I'm trying to say. If I keep quiet during that time, probably I'm just encoding the Bahasa Brunei you ladies spoken.

War186 : You get to see your Boon everyday, I more jealous lah~

Lousy friend Chau : You miss me fighting for food with you is it? Or miss the days you get to bully me by words? Hahaha