Annoying blogging trends

Lil update:
Been a bit busy making something for Theen's birthday, and meet up with old friends. Hehe. But here I am, to blog and entertain you~
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[Ed: It's just my rants. Don't take it too personal yah]

I sure hope that I'm not getting any hate comments from this entry! This is purely my finding and my own opinions. If you agree, you can laugh and nod your head reading along the lines. If you disagree, you can click the "x" button on the top right corner.

One more thing, I'm not pointing fingers to any people here. Please don't feel "ter-rasa" from what I said ya. =^_^=

Please promise to love me and my blog still..

Duh... I'm such a coward lar...

Ok ok.. getting near to the point liao.. Sabar people, sabar!

I just want to make sure you all won't get offended by this entry bah, as I really love my readers..

Ready?

Promise to love me still?

Bah bah bah.... Don't "x" yet! I'm blogging I'm blogging! Don't leave!

(Take a deep breathe)

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I've been blogging since.. erm... April this year I think. From 0 readers, 0 comments to now, making a lot of friends thru my blog. That's the best thing my blog ever gave me I think.

However, being someone who keeps a blog (I don't call myself a "Blogger", it sounds too professional liao), I blog-hopped a lot too.

... (Long pause)

AIYAH!!!!
I also beh tahan myself being so loh-so (long-winded) like an old hag!

Straight to the point lah!

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It annoys me when I read blogs with a lot of photos with no captions. It's like, is this a photo album or what?

(Note: beautiful photos from professional photographer excluded here)

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It annoys me when the fonts is so damn small that I have to "Ctrl and + " everytime.

(Not you Rebbe, I still manage to read yours without "Ctrl and +")

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It annoys me when I can't find the buttons to explore the page.
(Stupid blogskin)

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It annoys me when the paragraph is so damn colorful like testing whether I'm color-blind or not like that.

Example:
Roses are Red.
Violets are Blue.
My blog is cool and so are yours!

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It annoys me when people use short-forms or SMS language to blog.

Example: lyk, tym, u, lemme, gimme, on9, l8r, @, lub, and so on..

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It annoys me when the text is funny using all those ASCII codes, symbols and small caps and big caps campur together.

Example: I w@nT tO t3ll u tH@t tH!$ iS nOt cOoL bUt |)@mN 4nNo¥inG!

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It annoys me when people blog their quizzes result especially those from blogthings! It is fun to play I agree, but.. I don't really care "What pattern is your brain" or "What's your monster name" and especially "What kind of blogger are you".

I'm not blind, I can read your blog, and it tells me what kind of blogger you are.

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It annoys me when people asked question when it is already stated in the blog entry. Err.. if you really want to comment, make sure you read the entry fully. Don't make a fool out of yourself.

Example: Xiaxue had already mentioned where she got those diamonates but still people asked, "Where did you get those pretty things?"

-____-" (Bang head against wall)

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It annoys me when I saw jokes that we received from forward emails for like.. 10 times already.

Make me feel like asking,
"You really got nothing original to say/blog kah Mister/Miss? "

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It annoys me when I saw too many camwhoring photos in an entry, like.. self-advertising kah? Yes, maybe you're handsome or pretty, but.. no need like that kua? At least say something, let people know you still have a "brain" and opinions too.

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Pause:
Damn! I'm so gonna get this! I'm such a meanie!

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It annoys me when people comment on the tagboard and not the "Comment Box" ! Tagboard is for visitors to leave a message or chat, not to comment about entries.

If you have something to say about the post, hit "Comments". Don't be lazy.

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It annoys me when people comments mindlessly having the intention of hoping for more comments in his/her blogs.

Note: I say "MINDLESSLY". I have to say that I feel glad that currently, most of my readers are smart.

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It annoys me that the person is blogging so highly about herself saying that she's so nice/good/innocent/kind/and so on when she's actually bloody rude and impolite in real life.

(This is pointing personally to a relative of mine.. Ya, I hate her. And I laughed at her entries reading her bad days!)

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Now tell me, do you still love me? Even if I'm so mean in this entry?

Will you still visit my blog and comment?

Do you hate me now?

or.......

You're loving me even more?

(Die... My muka so tembok)

Hahhahhaaa. Relax people, it's FRIDAY!

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Thanks Iwan! I got the perfume already.

Receiving two bottles of perfume for my birthday, makes me wonder...

I've been thinking about that question everytime when I look at my perfumes lying on my desk.. They're all given by others. None, not even one I buy myself!

*Sniff at own armpit*