Meanie: Hey, I think I’ve never seen you. Are you new here?
Innocent: No, I’ve been around for quite sometime!
Meanie: Oh really? I guess it’s because you look 10 years older that’s why I can’t recognize you.
I’ll leave it to you all to guess who’s that “Meanie”.
(And I have no idea who is that poor innocent person fyi. Real story told by “Meanie”)