If love is measurable

Man: I love you.
Woman : How much?
Man: Huh?
Woman: Tell me how much money you're willing to give me.
Man: .... (Couldn't answer)

Normally men give a lot different (illogical) answers each time a woman asked depending on the time and location,

Man: *Stretch his hands* From my left hand, go round the earth till it reaches my right hand.

So, does that mean the man loves the woman 40,076,594kilometers (the diameter of planet Earth)?

Man: I love you forever.

And, how long is forever? Until the next gorgeous and slutty b*tch appears? Or until the day the woman no longer looks attractive to man?

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Man: I love you so much that I'm willing to die for you.

Seriously, I HATE THIS ANSWER! I had warned all my boyfriends never ever answer like that because I'm so not touched by it, in fact... It make me sibeh dulan and worried what if the relationship didn't work out. (Applies to suicidal only. )

Bloody hell selfish man, is there nothing worth living in life?

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We can measure almost everything in this world, weight, size, time, temperature and even computer storage.

Millimeters, centimeters, meters, kilometers....
Milliseconds, seconds, minute, hours, day, week, months, year, decade, century...
Kilobyte (KB), Megabyte (MB), Gigabyte (GB), Terabyte (TB), Petabyte (PB)

And the list goes on and on.

But why not love?
Ever thought why is there no measurement units for Love?

If Love can be measured and calculated, how would it be?

Millilove, Centiliove, Kilolove, Megalove, Gigalove?

But would it be good if love can be measure?
Probably not.


Imagine the number of times a couple would quarrel over the "quantity" they love. It will be so un-romantic to have conversation like,

"Eh, I realized you love me less leh. You better do something about it or our love bank will go bankrupt and eventually break up."

or,

"Our love account not balance this month, where did you spend your love on?"

or,

"Last time when we paktoh, you loved me 649Gigalove one. After married, you kana virus and now only left 236 Megalove.... Boo hooohoooo. You don't love me anymore..."

Wah lao eh, really will gila if have to keep track of "love account".

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But "love measurement" can be good too if the relationship is not longer worth to keep.

It's easier to tell when love is fading.

It alerts the couple that their love is endanger.

So, it's either you do something and patch things up, or say goodbye. Black or white. Leaving no (stupid) excuses to forgive.

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I told fat guy that I'd drawn a lady holding a signboard with the word "FREE" on it and asked if he had to choose between free love and free sex, which one he want?


The answer is for me to know only. Hehhehee.

This post is really random. No hidden meaning or anything. I'm just typing whatever that comes to my mind so maybe it sounds a little...... irrelevant.

p/s: The second and last picture in this entry are (hand) drawn by yours truly and the other two with the use of Microsoft Word. Please don't "hiam", I'm not an artist.

Well, all original leh~