Guy buys Girl flowers,
Girl says,
But deep in her heart,
And Guy thought Girl really don't like it.
And when another important day comes,
And Guy thought Girl really don't like it.
And when another important day comes,
Girl feels really excited and happy
Guy show Girl his gift for her
"Same same flower. But this 'flower' can EAT. "
The above scenario never happens to me in real life *Touchwood*.
It is a just a funny thought that came across my mind out of no where and so I requested Bobby to 'act' with me. Heheehehe. Kasian the boyfriend.
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Ya, it might seems funny. But, it does will happen because women tend to be less and less romantic, and it happened most to "housewives".(Ladies, please keep your "romantic cells" active even if you're married/ attached with someone for long long time. Never let the passion dies)
Remember,
when man gives you flowers, even if it's wrong... whether it's Chrysanthemum or made out of plastic, if you love him, do not get mad at him and complain about it.
Even if there's nothing nice to eat when a man brings you to a very posh restaurant, do not tell him that you think food in pasar malam is way better and cheaper too.
Sometimes, a little white lie can be good if you really love that man. Give him some confidence and encouragement so he can do better.
(In my case, I "hint" what I'll prefer. Very OBVIOUS hint! Don't like to play Guessing game bah)
Else he'll think of a way to 'revenge' when his effort get wasted while trying to make you happy, but yet kana 'poured cold water' by you.
27 comments:
Eh..don scared me eh! got a cauliflower back instead ma...~~~then i'll throw back a frying pan to him & ask to bring it back to cook "Mix Vegetables - jat chai" to eat!!!
CUTE !
not all girls like flower ok
honestly me dun like 0,0 weird me
Lol! So funny. Hehe. :D Kesian Bobby. Now that's love. Very 'sporting' lah Bobby hehe. And yes, never ever complain. People should appreciate whatever their significant others give them. :)
wahhhh, i buy cauliflowers for my wife everytime i go to NTUC here or hua ho in brunei and i wonder why my wife always complain that i dun buy flowers for her anymore :p
Kelly : HAHAHAHAHHA! Cook "Jat-Chai" lagi, like that you also can think of.
You careful I go tell KL that you prefer plastic flower/ cauliflower then he'll buy you that on Valentine's day!
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Lunatic Gal : I thought I didn't like it too when I was a teen.
But when I received my first bouquet, I got really excited because it's so pretty...
And when they died, I just don't know what to do with them... Quite mafan plang..
Wardah : My boyfriend must be 'sporting' enough else I'll get bored and lost all the true Nonnie-colors.
Even if we don't like the gift, still have to pretend pretend smile and say something like, "Oh, that's cute/ nice/ cool." to be polite.
(if we don't like the person who gave it, no need to bother that much plang)
=p
Baz : Hahahaa. Hilang romantic-ness.
You're lucky that your wife choose to cook the 'flower' and not throw it back to your face!
haha, sometimes i buy her sunflowers too (as in cooking oil )
cauliflower?my favourite vege!i'll hug my bf if he gives it to me..hahaha..nolah..jk..[unless he cooks it for me to eat..ha..]
i don't really flowers geh..but still i appreciate if my bf gives me..aih..who tell me i'm born to be a not-choosy person leh..bleh..=p!
IT IS THE THOUGH THAT COUNT.BUT GUY U SHOULD UNDERSTAND THAT DIFFERENT GURL HAVE DIFFERENT TASTE. BUT U CAN SAFTELY SAY ALL GIRLS LOVE JEWERIES. IF UR GF/BF REALLY LOVE & UNDERSTAND U THEN JUST GIVE HER/HIM A PRICELESS GIFT IE URSELF! EG THERE IS ONLY ONE 'HORNY ANG MOH' IN THE WORLD & HE BELONG TO MINE LOVER. SO ON EVERY SPECIAL OCCASION I OFFER MINESELF TO HER (SHE CAN DO WHATEVER SHE WANT WITH ME & I HAVE TO COMPLIED) & TELL I BELONG TO HER FOREVER. (HE!HE! BUT WHEN OUTSTATION OR WHEN NECESSARY I AM ALSO AVAILABLE TO OTHER LADIES. AFTER I JUST CAN'T REJECT A LADIES OFFER) HAVE A NICE DAY BOTHE U & BOBBY.
Baz : Sunflower OIL!
*pengsan*
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Pauline : So easy to satisfy you too. And I wonder how a bouquet of cauliflowers will look like!
Whoever becomes your boyfriend sure very happy and xing-fu because you're not choosy and won't complain much.
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HORNY ANG MOH : YES! DIAMOND IS EVERY GIRLS BEST FRIEND! NEVER SAY NO TO JEWELRIES!
SO ON EVERY SPECIAL DAY, YOU TIED A RIBBON ON YOURSELF AND OFFER YOURSELF TO YOUR LOVER LAH? SMART AND YOU DON'T EVEN NEED TO SPEND A CENT!
I got this girl I know flowers a few times. Years later she told me she thinks flowers are a waste of money. Some friends told me that when a girl says that she's giving you the brush off. Now you're telling me that she actually appreciates it.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK ANYMORE!
if guy give girl white carnations how leh? no matter how patient the girl, sure get angry haha
LSM : Well... I still think flowers are waste of money too. Just that, if someone gives me, I'll still accept it. (buy also buy liao, can't do anything also)
But, if there's something better than flowers, and still feels romantic, and PRACTICAL, I bet all girls will love it.
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Merv : For me, I think I'll give it to my mum and say it's from the boyfriend.
=p
(I think all guys have basic knowledge of flowers liao kua?)
Hmmm... that's a question, why all gals like flowers ah?
i remember once i saved up for this super expensive bag for my girlfriend.. she's been hinting at me about this bag ever since it came out, so for her birthday i bought it for her.. guess what she said?
"i know i've been hinting about this bag but you shouldn't have bought it" bloody hell.. haha, but ya.. i think she was just feeling guilty about it and she does love it, it is probably one of the best protected & well-maintained bag in the world..
it spends more time in its own bag that out of it.. im surprised it doesnt have a padlock on it
haha..sweet!!..i like the vegetable part..:P
Kenny : Just like why all guys like cars/ sports/ PORN!!!
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Rebbe : You know, in Chinese we have a saying call "Kou Shi Xing Fei". Meaning what you say and what you think is different.
Best apply in ladies, when we say "It's ok, I'm alright", maybe it means NOT OK.
When we say "Aww... you shouldn't have", it actually means, "Good that you get the hint. Else you die"
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Nureen : Thanks. I hope it's not too lame.
You are right. Even after you've been together for 10 years, you should still celebrate the little things like monthnivasary and Vday and things like that.
It keeps the relationship fresh and alive :)
haha.. Wow.. such a cute post.. Nonnie and Bobby, you guys shure make a very good couple. I think cauliflower is good to accept.. bring home can eat ma. Very nice.. good for health and also good for skin.
Sha : Yup. It's not only important to keep relationship fresh and alive, but to grow passion in it too I guess.
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Luuee : Next time you give your future girlfriend cauliflower see what she say lah.
Or you want it for your birthday, I buy for you lah.
Buy diamond.. lols.. Gold also can.. When no money can sell mah. PRACTICAL :P
But some gifts when u thought not nice i really think cute and nice...does that mean when all my gift u said very nice or cute means you are just being polite by saying you like them? It was fun doing the comic, just the part you complain me of taking the picture of you not nice i don't like.You should be polite and say i took cute picture of u ;p
PS: The cauliflower looks very delicious if bake it wit potato wit butter in the oven *hint = cook for me.
Christina : Couldn't agree more with you!
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Bi : You ah, very li-hai talk back hor. But when in front of people always act innocent there.
Reply to p/s: You also long long time don't cook for me liao bor~
HA! HA! I DID TIED A RIBBON TO MYSELF ONCE ( NO PRICE FOR GUESS WHERE AS U R VERY OBSERVANC ) & IT IS A VERY PRESANT SURPRISE FOR HER.
Horny A.M : Oh well, your nick speaks all. Hehehe
yeah yeah.. all the girl loves the flowers.. hahha..
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