I NEED MY CONNECTION!!!!!

My Espeed's down...

Lodged a complain thru 113 at 1pm and still.. no news from them yet. 

No return call, no one did anything or bla bla bla..

My modem is blinking, my router is blinking...

so I don't know what's wrong....

I'm now in Zuki cafe... blogging with their wireless..

so cham can die.

If my remaining 44 photos can finish upload in time...

then you guys can have a peek at it..

God bless my Espeed to return home this instant!

Amitabha....

Ulu Temburong Day Tour - 1

The unofficial title for this post will be:

HOW TO LOSE 3KG IN A DAY!
(and gain it all back in just 15minutes)

Sorry for the delay but I just finish editing 88 photos! Fu-Yoh! Damn kiasu right? I was thinking to put everything in just one post but I don't think that's possible.

Better not be greedy, so there.. 44 photos in this post, and another 44 coming.

Rewind.
1st March 2008. Went to Belait 3rd Annual Travel Fair and chatted with Liza, she was telling about the promos but... I'm on a mission remember?

Even KK and KL also no money go.. what more to say Australia, Hong Kong that kinda places?

But no worries, there's still a place that I had always wanted to go and it's in Brunei itself.

TEMBURONG!

The tour was on promo, from usual price B$135 per pax to B$88.00! Save $47.00 leh! Text Bobby asked if he's interested, and also other kanasaiers. Bobby okay. SL couldn't justify if he's able to get a day-off that day because he has an unpredictable boss. Kelly and Theen, of course.. not interested. They rather stay in air-conditioned room than going out on a sunny day and sweat while enjoy the nature.

My service confirmation voucher

We're given a brochure with tips on what will be provided and what to bring.

Apparently, this brochure has not been updated for quite a long time..

Camera - plus lots of film...?
Should be: Camera with fully charged battery and spare memory card, right?

And the foot note really got me chuckled.

"no suitcases in the jungle please."

Must be because they ever encountered scenario like that, if not how come they highlighted it? But, who the heck will bring suitcase to a forest? Hard to bring and limited space.

Old shoes... I have!

So buruk can buang into the bin anytime. But, still wearable I think.

Fast forward to

22.03.2008

As usual, we arrived early because I have a "better get ready and go early" boyfriend and it was only 7.00am when we reached the jetty.

According to the itinerary, we're suppose to meet up at 7.15am, and the boat doesn't leave until 7.30am. So our tour cordinator (?) told us that we might as well go have breakfast than wait for another half an hour watching boats and birds.

So we did.

We looked so tourist-ish! With backpacks and tracking suits walking around Bandar area. It's really one of a kind experience for the both of us.

I love my backpack. It is what I use for work daily because its really handy. I can fit the Macbook in, along with my pencil case, another bigger stationery bag, notebook, wallet, mobile phone, water bottle, other ojipalas.

It doesn't match with my baju kurung but, I like. Who cares.

I know most teachers carried a Guess bag, with inch thick make up and sparkling heels. And I'm the odd one out most of the time. Frizzy untidy hair, backpack, flats and a pancake face with acne scars, that's me.

We had a light breakfast, teh-tarik and samosa.

Actually we weren't thinking to makan, just that my tummy alarmed me that I need to use the washroom, so.. we just hamtam choose a restaurant, ordered something cheap and off I go, pang-sai.

And walked back to the jetty at 7.30am. Everyone was there already. Bobby and I terpulang became the last to arrive and made everyone waited.

We departed with the red boat

And Liza was feeling alive and kicking with a sprained ankle. Just like me, Liza was no rules-follower. Everyone told us that with a sprained ankle, we're suppose to rest and not massage it and so on...

we crashed all the rules. =D
It was a speedy recovery for me though. But I heard Liza is walking with a cane today.

Sunny day = Any pictures taken outdoor will be damn cun

Kampong Ayer

The boat ride was bumpy and the two tough men, Azman aka Superman and Bobby my fat guy had motion sickness and stayed quiet the whole trip. Where as the girls, Liza, Ida and I were busying sharing informations... meaning, Mengumpat.

(Did I spell it correct?)

with a few "Wooooooooo" and "Waaaaaaaaa" in between when the captain/commander/ boatman/ driver (he's the only one driving the boat, I think he can gives himself any title he wants..) did a few sharp cornering. Ganas eh, like Inital-D.

Just check out the horizon to see what am I talking about

Don't play play.

Something irrelevant.
Spotted someone wearing a pirated sock.

Bought from SKH, B$1.50. Not gonna tell you whose feet does them belong to protect the person's image. Hahhahaaa. No worries, the shoes is original.

But Mr. Pirate, next time professional a bit waaa... Check spelling first.

Adiads.... HAHAHHAAHA!
Some more the 3 stripes tabalik one.

30 minutes later, we arrived...

We really did feel like we're not in Brunei for an instance. It's very different from what we normally experience. Unlike Bandar area, Bangar town is cleaner and the river is less-polluted.

L-R: Bobby, Nonnie, Liza, Azman, Ida and Shahri

If you saw any floral prints or thought that I was wearing a bright blue underwear, that's my swim suit fyi. Was wearing it inside so that I don't need to find a changing room later for swimming and also, less baggage.

Posing at the jetty

A mini-mart

At first I thought it was some Thai restaurant, turn out it's just a mini-mart selling souvenirs and all sort of stuffs. And Liza was damn sakai when she saw DST Temburong branch and shouted in astonishment, "Wah! Got DST. Meaning got network coverage then."

Our tour guide and driver later brought us to the Rainforest Lodge located at Batang Duri for morning tea and briefing.

It was surprisingly clean and homey. Not referring to the exteriors only, even their washrooms are damn clean. Way better than what I imagined actually.

Oh ya, Bobby was quite stiff because he hadn't recover from the motion sickness and Mr. Tabiman cured him with his psychic power.

Superman can cure too!

And Lois Lane on the other hand would not pass any chance on grabbing photos.

They're telling me that maybe Azman can cure my ophidiphobia. Errrrr, thanks but no thanks. Snakes on plane will never EVER(!) be my favorite movie!

Gardener and The Happener(?)

You'll be seeing me doing a lot of the tacky "peace" sign in this post. Blame it on Liza, she's doing so much of it that it kana me too. Hahhahaaa.

Popiahs, Curry puffs, banana fritters and sticky rice

Not only they're tour guides, they're also the cleaners, cooks and so on for the lodge. "Wrap mountain wrap sea" you know?

Don't know then go ask any of your Hokkien friends.

Told you she likes to do the "peace" sign




Lookie!


Yeah!!!!

The monkey-ness in me straight away climb up the ladders and tried it out after confirming it's safe from our tour guide.

After everyone finished their breakfast and I'm done with the "Look! I'm walking on a plank of wood!", Rose started to brief us the agenda of the day.

She was really patient with us.

We're asking her all sort of stupid questions like, "How many petrol stations in Temburong?", "Do we get to see wild boar later?" and Ida's million dollar question... "What kinda government job can you get in Temburong? Why don't you try working of Ministry of Culture, Youth and Sport?" yet she still layan us sincerely.

So we learned:

• The population of Temburong is 11,000 and 5,00 of them are Ibans.
• There's two petrol stations in Temburong.
• There's no giraffe nor lions in the mini zoo.
• There's 12 primary schools and only ONE secondary school in Temburong.

I think I'm having an overdose of Geography lessons lately...

And don't see her thin thin like that. She's so strong that she's the one always pushing the long boats into the shallow water with all of us inside the boat. Made me feel paiseh seeing her doing the hard job.

Someone said I like to find flaws in people or things because I spotted the Adiads socks and this.

Hey, I'm a teacher remember?

After our morning tea and briefing, off we go to the Ulu Temburong National Park with long boats!

Mr and Mrs Superman will never forget to pose




And my poor baby had to undergo another boat ride.

Don't worry, his semi-digested samosa and teh tarik remained in his tummy and he survived the trip.

Since we're on two different boats, Liza suggested that she'll shoot me, and I can shoot them. But, my lauyah camera cannot zoom that far laaaaaaaa....

Kasian.

Managed to change seat with Bobby at a stop point.
See his kasian face.



At the other 7 seater longer boat

Every time I saw those professional photographer ah, they can always bend here and there in order to get a good angle one. Like jellies.

So after 45minutes later, we arrived the National Park Center for registration and also, walked on the elevated pathways to climb the canopy walkway.

1226 steps. 600m!

*upward*

Check out Bobby's bag

So very old school kan?
Reminds me of my 101 Dalmatians bag that I used for my tuition class 15 years ago.

That guy happy, only brought a towel and some spare clothes. Where as I brought spare clothes too, a fan, tissue papers, a small tower, a bigger towel, 2 sun blocks (one for face and the other for body), 2 bottles of water (because I damn kiasu and thought no drinks will be provided).. So my backpack was damn heavy okay!

Hehehhee. Jalan Tongkat Ali

That's my index finger by the way.

Passed by this bridge because we're heading up a higher up canopy walkway first.

Damn tiring okay, 1226 steps leh! For an instance I was whining why the heck I paid $88 for this !$@# but it was all worth it la at the end of the day.

Sign board along the pathway.

We came across of signboards like the one above educating us tourists but really, who still has the breathe to stop by and read wor? All that was in my head was... "Are we there yet?"

"Why do trees have wings?"
- errr.. to prevent leakage? Just kidding.

This woman was the first to reach!

Some more she has an injured ankle! You kidding me? We all kalah to a woman who's suppose to be limping? Her tips was rest every 30 steps she climbed.

So finally after don't know how long.. we completed the 1226 steps and reached our destination. I asked Bobby to take a photo of me and my "achievements" and this is what he took...

Cannot harap him to take good picture one.

And this,

was taken by Liza..
Note the difference?


See... ANOTHER PEACE SIGN!!!

(Taken before we climbed up another don't-know-how-many hundred steps up the tower)

to be continue...

Holiday = Hold my day

Yippee! Holiday starting soon!
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Not so fast young girl.

Let's see...

I have

1. 6 flipcharts to finish before school reopens.
2. ....

Okay, I should stop counting what work I have during the holidays because I don't want the whole world to know what am I up to...

But, its definitely not my typical sleep-till-I-drop holiday this time, and its okay.. Make me feel damn productive and useful rather than waking up and not knowing what to do for the rest of my day.

(And I know some of you out there want to throw some rotten eggs and veggies at me hearing me saying that whereas most of you still got to work 6 days a week, 8 to 5)

My table is still in a total mess and... I like the way it is.
You can send your maid if you like but I'm not going to pay.
Hehheheheheee.

This is a super random post because I don't know what else to blog about.

Wait.. I do have some pictures to post up.
Its my lab. Wanted to share my classroom ideas but I'm not sure if its a good thing...

If I only I can start the whole blogging all over again, I'm definitely going to remain anonymous and rant freely without worrying who's reading it... even if I only have 10 page views daily. Dissing people that I dislike, complain about life and blog more personal stuffs..

"Voted Best Personal Blog"

... and how often I'm blogging my personal stuffs in it?
My posts are all so... so.... general nowadays!
General, as in DULL.

I don't blog much about my boyfriend because he said what I mentioned made him felt malu.

I don't blog much about my friends because they're experiencing inconvenience at times being pointed out in the public, same goes to the pity boyfriend. (WHY?? WHY NOT ME? WHY DO I NEVER GET RECOGNIZED IN PUBLIC??? I'M THE ONE WHO'S BLOGGING FOR GOD'S SAKE!)

I don't blog much about the latest news, latest movies, latest shows because....I don't even care. All I know is, I have to save...save...and $AVE MONEY!

And now.. everytime I took some very interesting pictures.. I don't even know if I can post it up here or not without kana marah by people.

Sien or not you say?

Anyway, my Mission King-Possible so far so good.
Manage to spend within my limits and I'm going to blog my "results" in the next entry, to show off and feel encouraged.

Bah. Bye bye.

(Wah seh.. Long time I have not blog like this.. No topic, just blab out whatever ojiapala in my head. Nevermind lah.. as if got people care)

Eff-You-Ann ?

Went up to BSB last Friday with Lois Liz to run some errands, and man... I hate finding parking in the Bandar area! Plenty of parking idiots stopping their cars by the road side leaving a freaking small space for me to struggle through with my Corrie.

Not only that, dozens of eyes starring at us right after we left the elevator and walked to our destinations. I was thinking, "Don't they work? What are they doing "hanging out" the street sitting on the floor and watching every passerbys?"

And the stupid thing was, both of us behaved so sua-ku (sakai) when the elevator doors opened at the other end. Didn't know it was a two-way entrance/exit lift what. I mean, what are the chance of us going to that place?

Anyway, we encountered something really funny!
Erm... in a bad way though. Scarily funny.

Pressed the button "4", waited for a minute. The door opened, I walked out, followed by Liza. And right after I stepped out, I heard a scream from behind and looked back. Then I saw Liza laughing along with other makciks because she nearly had a free-face-and-body-sliming program, that is.... had herself nearly squeezed by the elevator door.

Just when the door fully closed and moving up, I saw this on the stick on it.

HAHHAHAHHAHAH!!!

Damn hilarious lah orang Brunei.
Straight forward with tad sense of humour.

(Referring to the handwritten replies)

USAI TIA.
USAI LAH.. MACAM INDA FAHAM.
MALAR TA APIT SAKIT BAH.

And yes, the door really closes fast!
Like... only 5 seconds?

On our way down, it was my turn.
Nearly kana "kiap" by the door too... The very same door.

Those who works in that building, I salute you!
I bet you guys can slot in the lift in just 1 second.




And out of boredom and curiosity, we went to Yayasan for the now-the-very-hot-and-in donuts.

Yeap, The Eff - You - Ann Donuts.



Either we're lucky because the queue wasn't that long.. we only waited for 10 minutes, or... we're unlucky because there wasn't much of a choice for us to choose.


Empty. Empty. Empty. Empty. Empty. Empty. Empty. Empty. Empty. Empty. Empty. Empty. Empty. Empty. Empty. Empty. Empty. Empty.

o_O

waaaa-daaa-efffff

I don't get it lor.
I saw..1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.. I think 7 staffs there and they still couldn't cope up with the market's demand? Can someone explain to me why is it so?

There's two guys busy preparing the donuts at the stove/ oven area (I don't know) and the rest of the ladies were either....

- folding boxes (excuse me miss... donuts pun nadai, need boxes for what leh?)
- standing and looking at the crowd but couldn't do anything about it...
- looking "you-ask-me-i-ask-who" hinting customers, "Wei... Not my fault that the donuts are out of stock okay. Cannot blame me what.."

Liza bought 6 for her Superboys and Supergirl, whereas Bobby and I just got whatever they have over there. Malas to wait.

The trays were empty, and the girls over there didn't even wanna layan us much when it's our turn, thinking we still had to wait since the donuts were not ready yet. The fact was, we just want to get whatever available and not wait for the fresh-from-oven one, yet.. we waited another 5 minutes just to get their attentions.

The whole process of us buying only took us 2 minutes.
This one, this one, and this one. Only 3.




So,

we had the green tea one - which taste like vanilla with nothing green-tea-ish in it
the white colour don't-know-what-name which had damn lot of creams inside and also.. very sweet.
Lastly, the Ohreo~ which is the best out of the three with crunch oreos on top.

Erm... I have no idea what's the big fuss out of it and if you asked me to queue one hour for those donuts? No can do. *roll eyes*

Bobby still prefer the donuts from Bakerlyn and I think any roti john and burgers from the stalls along the road taste better (shredded cucumbers + carrots + mayonnaise. Yummm~) and CHEAPER!

I think all the donuts are the same, just dipped into different gravies and sprinkle different toppings on top. Hmm.. You think I can make it or not har? When I free I try lah.


Lastly, we stopped by Bodyshop.... because the boyfriend wanted to get some eye cream for his puffy dark eye bags.

While having lunch, Liza was telling us that Clinique is really good and so on and Bobby said the darnedest thing...

"Ermm... You mean, go clinic and take the cream from there,
or.. the brand is from clinic?"

HAHAHHAHA! Tell any guys about cosmetics and facial care product is equal to men telling women whatever turbo/ sport rims/ car audio/ football players..

Demonstrating how to softly tap the cream around the eyes

And the boyfriend learning it carefully.

The girlfriend just enjoyed and took pictures.

p/s: Bobby is not a metrosexual man. He's still very man, for me... even though I'm still the one doing the manly job such as getting rid of spiders for him.

Life in Rubber

Once in awhile, I'll take out my treasure box,

and admire all my lovely collections inside.

And.... my imaginations got really wild.

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After a long day of work doing my usual DIYs, I look at my beautiful set of blue stationaries.

Sharpener, staple, cello tape and scissor. The essentials for crafting.

Then I got hungry and thought,
"Hmmm.... What to eat ah?"

Japanese?

Victoria eats sushis and she's skinny!
Maybe I can try that too...

And, it doesn't hurt to have a little more choices, right?

Wait wait. Must have balance diet.
Take some veggies else later suffer from constipation.

(check out the details! )

To complete the scrumptious meal....
what else but dedicate desserts for a perfect finishing?

Cakes and ice creams!
Yoohoooo!!!

Puddings, chocolates and cookies!

(Again, check out the details!
How they made such perfect erasers I don't know)
Jellos!

Totally irrelevant

Buah-Buahan, sihatkan badan awda

Hmm... Feel like having fast food for tea break.

Feeling thirsty?I wonder how "Panda Shock" taste like...



Oppsie! Today is the last day to exchange pots with stamps in Suppa-Spend.

Quickly wear my slipper,

off the lights,

But... but...
Tummy ache.
Need to pang-sai!

And stain my pink toilet bowl all over.

After 15 minutes of bombing...
"Phewwww.... Xu-Fook-Sai~"

Then I take my cellphones..

(Of course need two lah, one for DST and the other B.Mobile. )

Hmmm.. which beetle to choose?
Must match my baju can.
Or take my private jet, boat or train...?

Sigh.. rich people has to make so many decisions.
Sakit kepala yoooo.

This casette "Gone Back Home" was my first cassette when I was 3.
I was the first to fall for Korean singers okay.

I put it up in Ebay and the bid has gone up to $25k.
Don't salah faham. Its for charity.

Drive to golf club and everyone loves my blue clubs.
*proud*

Play golf play till sien...
Blah, go visit my pet green rhinoceros and blue elephant.

Oh, I own a zoo too.

Come back home and saw little Harkow turns BLUE.

Aiyoyoo. My pet dog is sick.
Quick, go get the thermometer.

Yellow for him. Pink for me.

Adeh, my dog is really sick.
Must bring to see vet.

The vet told me Harkow is suffering constipation and he can't get his poo-poo out from the hole. So the vet put some liquid up the hole and Harkow terus lao-sai..

And there's...

a bar of soap, pegs my set of crayons!

Bad dog.

It's such a chaotic day.
And now.. I'm blogging and my green house is so cute.

- The End -

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Life in rubber does sound good isn't it? And... I just realized half of my collections are all FOOD! I'm such a glutton.

p/s: Story simply made up just to show off my eraser collections. =D

p/p/s: And... those you saw wasn't everything. I still have a lot of 2Ds one.

p/p/s: If you happen to see any cool erasers, leave me a message.

p/p/p/s: Fastest post ever without using much of my brain.. Finish it in 10minutes time after uploading the photos.

I HEART ERASERS!