Guy: We’re in an open relationship
Girl: No we’re not. Open relationship means we can simply date someone else okay..
Guy: Is it? Then we’re in a half-open relationship.
Girl: Hello! I’m in a CLOSE-RELATIONSHIP with you. I don’t go date other guys.
Guy: Is it? Oh. Because I’m dating with Nonnie, Chalie and King.
Girl: So who is your favorite then?
Guy: I think I like the old King. She’s more understanding.
Girl: I thought you like Chalie the most?
Guy: No I prefer King cos that’s how I like her.
Girl: I know you don’t like Nonnie, cos she’s the most teruk one.
Guy: Ya lor. And King is not the main one.. its like on/off one.
Girl: Eh, it’s like you’re saying that I got split personality like that. No no no. It’s called Multiple Personality Disorder, I learned from the TVB series about psychiatrists.
Guy: Is it? I thought it’s called MOODSWINGS…
Girl: –__________________-“ HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAH!